When you run, you get hurt. When you hang out with Joseph, you also get hurt.
Left big toe: broken; cause: unknown.
Left big toe: swollen; cause: biffing it on the sidewalk yesterday.
Left shin: bruised; cause: Joseph's karate moves.
Right ankle: smashed to smithereens; cause: he kicked it with his own left foot.
Ego: bruised; cause: being tripped by a girl :)